Fun: Non-Aussies speak Australian

I know Australia Day (26^th January) has already passed for this year, but I came across this video today on the Book of Face and it was too good not to post.

I already shared this video of non-Australians trying to speak and understand Australian slang via social media, but not everyone has access to my personal account.

Below is the video, try and work out the meanings yourself, before reading the screen.

Non-Aussies Speak Australian (direct link)